Straight chicks invade the Pines -- film at 11

This past weekend, the Pines witnessed the much-anticipated arrival of Stacy and Cara -- high-powered corporate litigators by day, and shameless little minxes by night. We also swooned over the long-awaited return of K.C. ("Korean Christine") to the house, who coaxed her friend Sara to pass on the O.B. ("Ocean Beach") and rock out at Tea in the Pines. Naturally, Sara worked very hard to miss every water taxi heading back to the O.B. that night so as to extend the festivities as long as possible (and we're so glad she did!). All in all, the straight girls made a great showing, forcing the indigenous male population to bare chests and more in an effort to reassert dominance. I'm looking forward to the rematch!


Stacy casts a spell without spilling a drop.


Miguel trying his darnedest to look respectable -- it's not working.


Stacy moves on from spell-casting to hypnosis, Cara's trying to look respectable and it's not working for her, either, and I'm mostly trying to avoid contact with all the bodacious tatas.


Me and Florentino -- damn, we'd make a hot couple! If only we weren't so...ahem...incompatible.


Erin and Miguel reenacting a scene from Suddenly, Last Summer.


Sara and Christine rocking out amidst a sea of sweaty male torsos. These girls know how to party!!!


Doug, Miguel and me: well-done, medium and rare.


Miguel has made a new friend -- or a couple of new friends, it seems. Don't ask what he had to do in exchange for the beads...

The debauchery continues!